PERSONA DANCING ALL OVER MY SOUL
Month
I CANT EVEN FUCKING SLEEP THE STORM IS SO LOUD
AND I CAN USUALLY SLEEP THROUGH STORMS
THAT MEANS THIS IS ONE PRETTY BAD FUCKING STORM JESUS FRIED CHICKEN
dawn could help mike so much, i mean he might get a bit scared of her at first when she creeps up on him (she’s just figuring out his strange and complicated aura that’s all) but after he gets over the initial reaction she could be helpful??
like for one, if mike doesn’t want to talk about…
^^^^ Why Dawke needs to be canon plz and ty.
if ur ever dealing with rude people just say this line “are u an amino acid because ur a-mean-o” trust me it works everytime they will leave u alone also ur biceps will get huge
Dear TD writers,
Please make Zoey’s character less Mary Sue and Bella Swan bumblefucked into one. I really want to ship Zoke and drink the Zoka Zola.
Love,
Me <3
those days when you’re just like
passionately queer
passionately, aggressively, exceptionally queer
you just wake up like hello world i am very fucking queer either celebrate with me or get the fuck out of my way
I always wonder..
that Mike has noodle arms
But he lifts a boulder, brutally hurts Izzy (Mall)
and even lifted an anchor.
I agree, let’s sell Mike to science
Hi journal. It was a horrible idea to let Svetlana do what she wants because now the entire kid’s jungle gym is broken and a tree got toppled down. A TREE. Ugh. Now I have to go to court for this and I’ll be lucky if im NOT sent to juvie. Happy Halloween. Except not. No happy here.
-Mike
;n;
is Mike
Things I want to be canonically revealed about Mike:
-how he got that gap tooth
-what is his ethnicity
-when his MPD started
-WHAT IS HIS ETHNICITY
-that he secretly loves Dawn lol bye Zoey
-DUDE WHAT ARE YOU I’M DYING TO KNOW ERGH STOP BEING A VAGUE POC AND LET ME KNOW WHO YOU ARE PLZ
something i noticed hasn’t been brought up much
courtney wrote a 32 page memo on all the things duncan had to change and do in order for their relationship to function right? she was unfair and overbearing and how controlling she was eventually became unhealthy
and then in world tour her list…
THANK YOU
12 year olds thinking their bf/gf is “the one”.
I’m normally not one to judge based on age, but 12 YEAR OLDS ARE IN LIKE 6TH GRADE WTH SIT DOWN YOU HAVE NOT FOUND THE ONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST SLOW THE FUCK DOWN YOU HAVE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TO BE MISERABLE IN A RELATIONSHIP.
So this girl I know just broke up with her boyfriend for the 3rd or 4th time and is making Facebook statuses about how she is a “shell” of herself and “sick of trying to please everyone”.
I hate to be an unsympathetic asshole
but
seriously girl
you’re like 16
calm the fuck down
you will literally meet 19830183210931 other guys
//can’t handle people who act like ZOMG MY BF/GF IS THE WORLD TO MEEEEEEE SOBBBBB//
svetlana is the best total drama character this is a fact and it’s not up for discussion
OH MY GOODNESS FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS
LOL I’M 272% NOT KIDDING
THIS IS MALLOWEEN BITCHES
TEEHEE
i need to know mike’s ethnic background it’s actually eating me alive
HAPPY MALOWEEN!!
I’m not totally sure they’re safe to eat though :/
((OOC:: Happy Maloween! Here’s Vampy Mal and Ghosty Mal!))
((OOC:: Happy Maloween! Here’s Deathy Mal!))
((OOC:: Happy Maloween! I really like how this one turned out. <3))
((OOC:: Happy Maloween! This was one of the most fun to draw. ^u^))
*You reached into the bowl and pulled out a Fennekin!*
Happy Halloween!
*You reached into the bowl and pulled out a Haru!*
Happy Halloween!
*You reached into the bowl and grabbed Lyra Heartstrings!*
Happy Halloween!
If you want to, that’s cool. c: I’ve been meaning to, but I can’t find the time!
Happy MALoween.
It’s not the victim's job to make sure xe doesn’t get assaulted/raped. It’s the rapist’s job to be a decent piece of human flesh and not assault/rape anyone. If you can’t handle that, rapists, please stay home and stare at a wall or something.
*You reached into the bowl and pulled out a WACKY INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBEMAN*
*You reach into the bowl and pull out a DMV*
*dick made out of victory
So I like to vamp up the Mike dropping a frackin’ boulder on his head scene from ep. 6 of TDAS in my mind.
Like, seriously. Just close your eyes for a minute (or squint so you can keep reading this).
Mike lugs a huge-ass boulder to the confessional. I mean, I know he is totally jacked under that form-fitting T-shirt, but still. He’s got scrawny chicken arms.
So he gets this mound of rock in the confessional, and is barely able to hold it over his head. That thing is like as big as him. In solid stone. Just imagine how bad you’d be shaking and straining under the weight of that thing, not to mention how nervous he must have been. Surely he realized he could very well have killed himself in his attempts to “reset” himself.
So he gives a quick explanation to the cameras before glancing up and deciding now is the time. It’s his last resort. And then he just sort of lets his arms go limp. The boulder pins him to the floor of the cramped confessional. This massive rock is easily crushing his body, considering he’s drawn with a torso that’s the approximately the circumference of my wrist.
Like, holy shit, how did he even survive this? Well somehow he did. Though that had to have left a mark. Or twenty. And Mal just gets up, likely bleeding under those emo bangs of his.
And I just want to reanimate that scene.
Someone teach me how to animate.
>>Don’t judge my poor writing it’s late bleggggh<<
YO FOLLOWERS
TRICK OR TREAT AT MY BLOG
I GIVE OUT THE GOOD STUFF
NOT THOSE FUN SIZED CANDIES
BECAUSE THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING FUN ABOUT THOSE
HELLO MALEVOLENTESPURR WELCOME TO MY BLOG
I see you follow me now. And so I offer a greeting to you.
GOOD MORROW FAIR *GENDER NEUTRAL TERM OF ENDEARMENT*.
Really angry because my computer is being an ass and won’t let me upload pictures. I really wanted to show off my Total Drama OC. ;n;
Oh my God. *shivers*
What if-
What if the writers make Mal fall for Zoey?
She’s like the Bella Swan of TD. And the writers are on a bad streak with writing out ships and relationships.
OH MY GOD I THINK I WOULD SERIOUSLY SOB.
THIS IS NIGHTMARE FUEL.
IT’S NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET BUT I’M SHAKING IN MY BOOTS.
i need to draw mike with his personalities in christmas sweaters
At the very least, Vito grumping in a hideous Christmas sweater needs to happen.
Im actually really tempted to draw this now
PLEASE DO
Alright ill do it. BUT i need an idea for the sweater design.
Well someone said Christmas leotard for Svetlana but for the rest a generic reindeer one probably
OMG yes I’m sad because after tomorrow I can’t draw Mal in his pumpkin sweater anymore, but I’m super happy because after tomorrow I can draw Mal wearing a mofo Turkey sweater for Thanksgiving on my ask mal blog. <3
Tomorrow is Halloween!
REMEMBER TO NOT POST SCREAMERS, THOSE ARE NOT FUNNY AND CAN REALLY CAUSE SOME PEOPLE TO BE SCARRED.Don’t be an asshole, just don’t.
Yeah man, don’t be a dick.
REALLY JUST DONT DO ANYTHING GODDAMN FUCKING SCARY BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE ARE GODDAMN SENSITIVE DONT BE A FUCKASS
SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS.
Myself among many others have anxiety disorders or are just really freaked out by screamers. Don’t be an asshole!
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
Why does it always seem pathetic when a girl is in love with a boy who doesn’t love her back, and romantic and heartbreaking when a boy loves a girl who doesn’t love him
you know exactly why
