PERSONA DANCING ALL OVER MY SOUL
Month
me standing in a rainstorm: What the fuck is this…… communist water… with free handouts from the sky how will anyone have the incentive to work
orux:
do you ever listen to a song and feel the urge to make a short film just to use it as a soundtrack
*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato
“sir we don’t serve that”
don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram
Low Spoon Grocery List
I’m emphasizing staple foods that are: common, non-perishable, easy to use and nutrient-dense (I know healthy is different for everybody! Please tailor to your own needs/tastes!)
Grains
Cereal/Granola
Granola Bars*
Tortillas or Sandwich Wraps**
Instant Rice
Pasta
Instant Oatmeal
*They sell these individually, but they’re a lot cheaper to buy boxed. Don’t stress too much about what kind, just buy bars that you’re going to eat and enjoy
**Tortillas/Sandwich Wraps have a longer shelf life than bread
Dairy
Milk (non-perishable or “boxed milk” is AWESOME if you don’t use milk regularly)
Yogurt*
Sliced and/or Shredded Cheese
Butter (frozen)
Protein Drinks / Smoothies
*A large container is cheaper, but individual containers may be easier for some
Deli
Sliced Deli Meat
Hummus or Guacamole (any dense spread)
Fresh Produce
Your Favorite Snack Fruit (apples/oranges etc)
Baby Carrots
Broccoli or other easy veggie
Frozen
Vegetables
Chicken breasts
Ground turkey/beef
Your Favorite Frozen Meals (for low spoon days)
Pantry
Nut Butter
Jam, Jelly or Favorite Spread
Tomato Sauce
Canned Look for “easy open” cans that don’t require a can opener
Corn
Green Beans
Tomatoes
Black or Kidney Beans
Chicken
Tuna
Cooking Basics
Olive Oil
Vegetable Oil
Minced Garlic in a jar*
Spice Mixes: Italian, Cajun, Mexican etc
*Easier than fresh garlic
I didn’t see these mentioned by themselves, so I’ll mention them?
1) look out for frozen veggies when they’re BOGO or 50% off (my store sells Birdseye frozen veggies for 50% off roughly four times a year. This is a great time to stock up on peas and corn, which are always, ALWAYS, cheaper than the store brand peas or corn at this price.
2) if you’ve staved off eating for too long because of lack of spoons and you’re starving to eat, say, the pasta you made, but it was too warm, add some frozen peas. It’ll not only cool down your food, but also add some much needed vegetables.
3) This is not specifically for spoonies, but for anyone. Stock up on pasta, if you can, when it’s buy one get one free, rather than buying it as you need it. This might cost you some spoons, potentially, depending on how heavy the pasta is and how you travel to and from the store, but it’s worth it if you eat pasta especially a lot. For me, where I live, the store brand of pasta is usually $1.24 or there abouts. If you buy non-storebrand pasta when it’s bogo it’s usually $0.75 each box. Say you eat 40 boxes of pasta a year, I personally eat a lot more, but to each their own, that’s a savings of $21.00 a year.
One of the things that bugs me about the earliest Disney princesses all being white is that they didn’t have to be.
There are 354 variants of the Cinderella story - she shows up in China, Indonesia, Malaysia, Vietnam, the Philippines and Korea.
Rapunzel has a Persian variant.
Beauty and the Beast has Jamaican, Chinese, Indonesian, Japanese, Turkish and African (they don’t specify more precisely) variants.
The white Disney princesses are white because Disney wanted them to be. It’s got nothing to do with ‘historical accuracy’.
important considering there’s a fair # of people operating under the baffling assumption that because certain fairytales are portrayed in popular films as European, they (or even all fairy tales!) are necessarily “European” in origin
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
//Don’t fight Sammy she’s too innocent for this world.//
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Meeting new people can be hard. For some people, anxiety or shyness may be the reason why. For me, it’s because I don’t know whether I should tell them my pronouns or not. You see, my pronouns are they/theirs. You might have met other people who use those pronouns. There are many different reasons why someone uses those pronouns. I use them because I’m genderfluid, so I don’t feel comfortable with either he/his or she/hers.
If you are annoyed at gay people “making everything gay” please take a step back and look at the vast history of straight people making absolutely everything straight
I pray that everyone who likes/reblogs this gets the job they’re looking for. 🙏🙏🙏🙏Good vibes sent 💸💸💸💸💸
What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback
I’ve thought up a basic melody and maybe I’ll do something with it? Ehu.
@jynxcomplex :: BREAKING NEWS - You have been deemed cute by the Rad AF Sammy so it’s basically fact now I mean like you already knew this but now it’s like dictionary official that you are cute congrats on such an achievement sweetheart. <3
“you need sex for healthy and long lasting relationships.”
not only does that erase asexual people but it shits on people who were forced into having sex out of fear of their partner leaving them. sex is not under any fucking circumstance a requirement for relationships and the absence of it does not break relationships.
Mentally ill? Nah I’m mentally SICK
my brain does cool kick flips while wearing shades and I cry a lot
urie:
neurotypical person: listen i know you’re mentally ill but why are you mentally ill
“we understand you are depressed, honey, but why are you also apathetic, lazy, lacking motivation, easily angered, and constantly spending whole days in bed not doing anything?”
“we get that you have an anxiety disorder but why are you constantly anxious it’s so annoying”
“’‘so like i know you have bpd but, like.. why are you so easily flustered, easy to anger, clingy, needy, and irrational? get control over yourself”“
Doll: Do you collect anything?
More or less, I’d say I do- Pokemon cards are one thing that I hoard, even though I don’t play the card game. Funny, I learned how to play the Pokemon trading card game, but never was able to keep it up because I had nobody to play against. Regardless, I keep a huge binder full of cards, and have just gotten into the habit of compiling them. Maybe if I get the chance I’ll get back in to playing the game!
Honestly, I collect literally anything related to Pokemon. Pokemon was such a HUGE part of my life and still is, so collecting Pokemon-themed items feels like I’m paying homage to something that was a place of safety and joy when I was growing up. Plus, I still adore and enjoy the series. My apartment is littered with Pokemon plushies, I’ve got T-shirts, blankets, posters, games, cards, hats, figurines– you get the picture.
Locket: Take a Selfie
I look like a dumpy queer right now so I’m recycling a photo from the other day when I looked hot af.
Ink: Write a poem and post it.
Hm, writing on the spot is a bit of a challenge. I don’t know if this is cheating, but I’ll post a song I wrote earlier this week that started as a poem. I technically started writing it at the beginning of the month, but wrote most of it the other day after my girlfriend said yes to an exclusive relationship. UvU I’ll put it under the cut since it’s a bit long– please like this post if you read it?
Doll: Do you collect anything?
More or less, I’d say I do- Pokemon cards are one thing that I hoard, even though I don’t play the card game. Funny, I learned how to play the Pokemon trading card game, but never was able to keep it up because I had nobody to play against. Regardless, I keep a huge binder full of cards, and have just gotten into the habit of compiling them. Maybe if I get the chance I’ll get back in to playing the game!
Honestly, I collect literally anything related to Pokemon. Pokemon was such a HUGE part of my life and still is, so collecting Pokemon-themed items feels like I’m paying homage to something that was a place of safety and joy when I was growing up. Plus, I still adore and enjoy the series. My apartment is littered with Pokemon plushies, I’ve got T-shirts, blankets, posters, games, cards, hats, figurines– you get the picture.
Locket: Take a Selfie
I look like a dumpy queer right now so I’m recycling a photo from the other day when I looked hot af.
Ink: Write a poem and post it.
Hm, writing on the spot is a bit of a challenge. I don’t know if this is cheating, but I’ll post a song I wrote earlier this week that started as a poem. I technically started writing it at the beginning of the month, but wrote most of it the other day after my girlfriend said yes to an exclusive relationship. UvU I’ll put it under the cut since it’s a bit long– please like this post if you read it?
why does :) look so passive aggressive, like it’s literally smiley face it used to represent happiness and now it represents bitterness and resentment
Aries Want: Someone spontaneous, innocent, and adventurous
Aries Need: Someone that’s going to push them, listen to them, and keep them humble
Taurus Want: Someone fun to procrastinate with, who will make them feel like the center of attention
Taurus Needs: Someone to nurture them, motivate them, and look out for their best interests
Gemini Wants: Someone crazy and spontaneous who wont make them feel caged
Gemini Needs: Someone who will stimulate them intellectually, motivate them, and keep their energies leveled
Cancer Wants: Someone that they can take care of who is hopelessly devoted to them
Cancer Needs: Someone very introspective who is willing to provide the necessary amount of emotional support and guidance
Leo Wants: Someone to worship the ground they walk on, make grand gestures, and add to their image
Leo Needs: Someone to keep them grounded and show them they there is more to life than their image, provide stability
Virgo Wants: Someone who will overlook all of their flaws who they can easily understand
Virgo Needs: Someone straightforward who can show the analytical Virgo how to relax and not over analyze every little thing, someone to let loose with
Libra Wants: Someone to follow their lead, compliment their appearance and actions
Libra Needs: Someone to keep them humble, pick up their messes, and cheer them up when they feel stressed
Scorpio Wants: To dominate their partner, someone who will help them achieve their goals who they can control
Scorpio Needs: Someone who doesn’t take life as seriously as they do, provide optimism and humor to their daily lives, and make them less suspicious of people
Sagittarius Wants: Someone to constantly learn with and jump from project to project with, someone to study
Sagittarius Needs: Someone to direct their energy into one thing at a time, motivate them when distracted by unhealthy activities
Capricorn Wants: Someone steady and slow who is comfortable in their own station in life, as Capricorn is comfortable in theirs
Capricorn Needs: Someone who will encourage the Capricorn to break from their normal routine, pursue more, shoot for the stars
Aquarius Wants: Someone to provide constant excitement and adventure, someone who won’t be too clingy, as the Aquarius likes to detach from time to time
Aquarius Needs: Someone who will accept their emotional detachment and go with the flow, someone who will push the Aquarius to make their dreams a reality
Pisces Wants: Someone to care for them and indulge in their romantic fantasies, someone who will support them through absolutely anything
Pisces Needs: Someone who will dedicate excess time and effort into them, support and encourage their interests, help them deal with emotional burdens
2015 was my character development year which means 2016 is strictly action and story progression and i don’t know about you but i’m excited