the headcanons u can randomly pull out ur ass that are like “im pretty sure this character can dance really well to nicki minaj’s anaconda” are my fave like there is no way to confirm or deny it. what do you mean that character CANT do this. you cant deny it. no proof backing you up. i win
That last episode of Steven Universe had me in tears!!! T_T I can't wait to see where the show is going!
Maximum Capacity went to some really dark places in my opinion. I never thought the show would have the balls to explore these characters like this. It was pretty fucked up that Amethyst turned into Greg’s Dead Wife.
My best guess to what is going to happen is that The Gems from Gem-world (I think they never gave us an official name for that place), will find another way to get to earth. They want the minerals on Earth’s land so they can reproduce and therefore multiply, giving more power to the great DIAMOND AUTHORITY.
But killing the life of their planet on the process.
But I do honestly think that the true story won’t be revealed that easily. Something I do love about Steven Universe is that it let’s their characters breathe and explore themselves in this Gem-Human interaction. It doesn’t jump right into saying “These are the Gems! This is Steven! This is Greg! This is The STORY AND THIS IS THEIR OBJECTIVE!”. That would be just dull and uninteresting.
It started slow because it takes its time to introduce what is most important in a show/movie/comic/Video games. THE CHARACTERS, If you are not interested in the characters then why should we care in the plot that they are in?
There is still so many characters in Beach city to explore. So much we can know. New things to explore and think about.
I often say this but Steven Universe respects so much their viewers. IT is not afraid of telling viewers the story not immediately and just let characters be themselves for some time. It is asking the viewer to please be patient and instead look at things from another perspective. This is something that I think Rebecca Sugar learned while working on Adventure Time.
Many used to not think much about SU after a few episodes in. Some people even hated it. They were mad that there was this laid back feeling in the first stories of the series. There was no rush to tell its story it was only driven towards character development, giving a few hints about the over arching story that it has.
That is why we can really say that Steven from episode Gem Glow:
Isn’t the same as the Steven in Ocean Gem:
We learned to stick for the characters and to feel something something for them. That is why I think that whenever they decide to give us more plot or even some situations that explain something from the past, WE ARE GOING TO FEEL FOR THEM EVEN MORE.
Because Steven Universe deserves our attention. Steven Universe deserve our Care.
a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”
all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood
and the pureblood’s like “holy shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something AM I GOING TO HELL I’M SORRY”
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
imagine dating an immortal and finding a photo album of their exes who all sort of look like you dating back a century
Wow
What if the exes were all previous incarnations of you and the immortal’s been dating all of them in the hopes of getting you to remember your first life when you originally met them.
petition to not allow straight guys to drive bc if they can’t focus in school when a girl’s shoulders are showing then how can they focus on the road when women are all over billboards and may be walking or jogging in TANK TOPS and SHORT SHORTS and we let them drive by it all at 20-80mph in vehicles that weigh thousands of pounds? it’s a public safety hazard really
honestly my favorite line from “Uptown Funk” is definitely “make a dragon wanna retire, man” because that’s honestly such a great mental image. an elderly, tired dragon taking a look at Bruno Mars and going “alright then, that’s my sign. time to let the young ones have at it.” taking out their 401k gold hoard. moving to a cave in Miami. collecting dragon pension
i have a coworker that is refusing treatment for lung cancer because he doesn’t want to put his three daughters and wife in debt for the rest of their lives.
he is literally choosing to die of a treatable disease because the debt of treatment would be such a burden on his family.
so yeah.. tell me that the american healthcare system isn’t broken.
This is one of the saddest things I have ever read.
I’M HAVING SO MANY BASSLINE FEELS RN BECAUSE MINDY GLEDHILL SEEMS TO BE IN THE BUSINESS OF WRITING SONGS PERFECT FOR THEM SO RIGHT NOW I CAN’T WAIT TO GET HOME AND SKETCH OUT THESE FEELS GOD BLESS.
One of the things I hate is that if you aren’t bipolar, OCD, autistic, ect, it’s considered perfectly acceptable to be all “ha ha I look autistic” “feeling a little bipolar today”, but if you actually do have a mental disorder, then god forbid you talk about it, you attention-seeking over-dramatizing romanticizing monster.
I WENT TO SCHOOL TODAY AND EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS STUPID FUCKING DRESS
THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE FIRST MEME TO HAVE TRANSCENDED ALL SOCIAL MEDIA IN ONE NIGHT. THE WHOLE INTERNET HAS GONE INSANE FROM THIS DUMB OPTICAL ILLUSION.
