if you ever feel like a fuckup, just think you will never in your life fuck up as badly as david cameron, the prime minister of the united kingdom, whose political gamble in calling this referendum has completely backfired and britain has not only voted to leave the eu but it might also cause scotland and northern ireland to break up from the union. so if you ever feel like a fuckup, just think of dave and how he, the prime minister of the united kingdom, has single-handedly put at risk the economic prosperity, political stability and unity of his country for the advancement of his own political career and that he will now probably have to resign knowing that this will be his legacy
i thought that dude was gonna be remembered as “the prime minister who fucked a dead pig in his high school years” and honestly this whole thing is wilder than that what if he did it so he couldn’t be remembered as the dude who fucked a dead pig in his high school years
Now, let’s not be unfair. Having poor judgment is an inevitable part of the brain development that happens to people as teenagers, we should be forgiving of people who do silly shit as teenagers.
That’s why it’s important to remember that David Cameron was not at high school when he fucked that pig, he was at university, which makes him a grown-ass man who should have known better.
The same is true of the time he likely burnt a £50 note in front of a homeless person to spite them.
David Cameron: Fucked A Pig, Didn’t Quit Until He Also Fucked His Country.
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
whenever anyone talks about advance developing AI to me in a serious capacity I can only think of them in terms of. more bodies men are going to want to fuck. and more competition for me. now i have to be prettier than the robots who already have an upper hand because they are built by men and not just sociologically but literally built by men and i start thinking about divorces in 2050 where husbands leave their families for a younger model but she’s metal and will never age and someday we’ll talk about how ok so now it’s not even ok for women to be stuck in a constant state of decay confined by flesh now she has to be bionic.
What she means:
Selena Gomez guest starred on Hannah Montana as pop star/rival Mikayla Skeech in three separate episodes. But she also was Alex Russo in Wizards of Waverly Place. We know that Wizards of Waverly Place and Hannah Montana take place in the same world because of the 2009 crossover special "Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana". Both characters can't exist simultaneously unless Alex Russo created a pop star alter ego and used magic to never be recognized for it, yet this is never addressed and the series move on
Gay men deal with people saying they’re disgusting and wrong and getting stereotyped and beat up and fetishized
Lesbians have to deal with the same thing, along with being over sexualized.
Bisexuals are told to “pick a side’ and “so do you want a three way” and people think they’re doing it to get attention
Pansexuals have to deal with “so do yo fuck pans” “isn’t that the same thing as bisexuality?” are not taken seriously, and have their identities diminished by the narrow minded
Demisexuals have to deal with “that’s basically everyone” “that’s not real” “you’re just making that up” and are basically told they aren’t valid
Asexuals have to deal with a society that glorifies sex and treated like there’s something wrong with them for not wanting sex
Polysexuals are basically shoved to the bottom of the barrel even in the lgbt community
People who are discovering their orientations and change identity at some point(s) aren’t taken seriously and are considered “liars”
ALL OF THESE ARE LEGIT PROBLEMS AND ALL NEED TO BE ADDRESSED
NO MATTER WHAT YOUR ORIENTATION YOU ARE VALID AND YOUR PROBLEMS ARE VALID
I’ll add Aromantic who are told that they are “slut/emotionless machine” or that they will “find the one and it will be better for them”
Anyone who says you can’t give flowers to boys clearly hasn’t tried it. Seriously, give a boy some roses, they get adorably flustered and go all red. It’s the most precious thing.
I like the “plays for the other team” entendre because it implies that asexual people play for no team. We merely watch from the stands, confused by the world of sports, just like I do in real life.
So I know, like, “abolish the U.S. government” isn’t actually a practical step forward but gosh if I had a button that could do it -
the government set up a fake university, persuaded international students it was a real university, got thousands to enroll, and then revealed it was a sting and they’ll all be deported with an immigration violation on their visas for enrolling in a university that they should have known was fake. Despite the fact that, in order to make the sting more successful, they got the fake university accredited, so if students did check it would all seem legitimate!
dark tumblr show me informative posts that arent condescending or passive aggressive
Jesus of Nazareth was actually born 4 years later than they thought which means 2016 is a myth it’s still 2012 and the world could still end like the Mayas predicted
stop romanticizing mic dropping… damage to sound equipment is no joke
Modern stage microphones for concert use are actually designed specifically with mic dropping in mind. When the move started to become fairly popular amongst performers back in like the early 90’s manufacturers started making their products more durable so that sound technicians didn’t have to buy a new mic every concert. The biggest concern most sound guys have when mic dropping is concerned is actually the feedback that’s going to be coming from the mic when it hits the ground. That’s why you always see the performers hold the mic out for a second before they actually drop it, to give the dude at the soundboard time to mute!
