PERSONA DANCING ALL OVER MY SOUL
Month
i don’t have the healthiest coping methods but i haven’t killed myself yet so where’s my fucking medal
Who the fuvk decided ghosts were going to look like sheets over a person’s head? Why did that become a thing, who started that shit
I want to cry but i have things to do
*downs two water bottles* why do i still have depression
as an homage to greek mythology, im going to be gay and die playing frisbee
You can be positive towards girls without putting down boys
yeah um no offense but this literally sounds like reddit eglitarian logic like women have every right to hate men this is a Bad Post
this post was likely made in response to the fact that BLB and boy positivity posts are often derailed even if they aren’t slightly negative towards WLW and woman positivity but… go off… i… i guess…
scientific research has recently indicated that i spend an avg of 90% of my life on the verge of tears
if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real
Shout out to all the people whose families won’t recognize the fucked up things they put you through.
You are beautiful and magnificent and your pain is valid.
Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
I work at a well known grocery store chain, and when I was scheduled to close, a few customers had the nerve to do the most annoying thing, ever. So, by the end of the night, 11pm, we are to turn off the automatic doors, so that no more customers come in since by that time we are not only OFFICIALLY CLOSED, but all the checkers have gone home, or are just about to. Well, after I turned off the doors I was in the store finishing up some last minute things, when I look up and see and asshole creeping in asking if we’re closed (???!?!?!?!?!?!) and he happen to let two other people in as well. Like, what makes you think it’s okay to pry open the doors, PRY OPEN, and then ask if we’re closed???? As well as letting others in?! Dick.
Last Friday I was buying my Friday night beverages which consists of a pint of Captain Morgan and a 6 pack.
I’ve been doing this every Friday for months now at the same store with the same clerk. The clerk naturally did ID me the first few times however after awhile he just stopped asking for my ID.
Well last Friday I was about to pay for my adult beverages and the lady behind me says “Mr, aren’t you going ID this young man?” the store clerk said “O I know he’s 27 he’s shown me his ID before” the lady says “Mr. The law says you have to verify he is above the age of 21”
I turn around and say “really? My ID is in my car” she smiles and says “Well thats too bad”
I know she’s in the right, still being a dick. She’s an older lady maybe in her 50s? Anyway I go out grab my ID show it to the clerk who takes my payment. He bags my stuff and as I’m heading out the door and I stop turn around and say “Hey Mr. aren’t you going ID that lady? Make sure she’s of legal age”
She looks at me and says “Now come on this is just silly” I said “The law is no joking matter Mrs, now do you have your ID?” she looked at the clerk who smiled and said “ID miss” she protested “But I left my ID at the house” to which I fired back “Well thats too bad”
Clerk grabbed her bottle of wine and put it behind the counter and said “I’ll hold onto this for you until you come back with your ID”
She wasn’t a happy camper.
Mystery Girl’s impression of Pearl is
- Flustered nerd at the donut shop that threw a bunch of cups around
- Flustered nerd driving alongside her on the road
- Minutes later, zooming by pursued by the police (sirens and all)
- Turning up at the rock show, now wearing different clothes, marching up to her and wordlessly sticking out her hand for a handshake
- Asking about her hair and then, when asked the same question, comments that her appearance is just a construct of light
- Then saying “Oh, by the way, I saved your planet and your species. You’re welcome ;)”
and, I mean, if all that doesn’t warrant giving a cute Gem your number then what will?
when i get included in things
when channing tatum was 16 he dated a guy and he’s spoken about it in great length and referred to himself as not-straight so stop calling him part of straight culture lmao
CHANNING TATUM LOVES MEN and works really hard to remind everyone of that all the time and somehow it keeps getting rewritten and forgotten because queer erasure is WILD, support Channing Tatum, man, he’s the genuinely kind inoffensive white normy looking guy we all dream of existing but think can’t be real, Channing unicorn Tatum
It was so disappointing when he went to Pride after he came out, and was happy and dancing and waving his flags, then it was posted all over the place as “This is how you be a straight ally.”
If criminal minds taught me anything, it’s not to trust a heterosexual white man
Stop 👏 romanticizing 👏 Harley 👏 Quinn’s 👏 relationship 👏 with 👏 the 👏 Joker 👏 it’s abusive 👏 not 👏 goals.
i’m glad papa smurf wasn’t called daddy smurf that was a close call
You know what we need? More girls doing let’s plays. More girls who get to sit with their friends and swear at video games. Girls pointing out that something looks like a dick and giving the characters ridiculous voices. Girls humanizing themselves in the gaming community. Girls being seen in the gaming community. Whether it’s met with acceptance or people who think girls are “taking over” or “ruining gaming” doesn’t matter, girls doing let’s plays would be really cool to see more of.
me @ myself: just get one homework assignment done
myself @ me: how about no?
girls with dark skin can be delicate. girls with dark skin can be soft. girls with dark skin can be sensitive. girls with dark skin can cry. girls with dark skin can be angry. girls with dark skin can be loud. girls with dark skin can be mentally ill. girls with dark skin can dye their hair any color they want. little girls with dark skin are still little girls.
CELEBRATE FEMININE NON BINARY PEOPLE. LEGITIMIZE THEM. MASCULINITY ISNT THE ONLY OPTION. YOURE ALLOWED TO LIKE YOUR FEMININITY AND BE NON BINARY.
who remembers when the fine bros tried to copyright the general concept of reacting to something on youtube
- japan ≠ korea ≠ china
- pakistan is not in the middle east
- most muslims aren’t arabs
- geishas are not prostitutes
- mexico is a very small part of latin america
- there are 54 countries in africa
- china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
aries: bill cipher
taurus: sans
gemini: wheatley
cancer: junkrat
leo: that new skull dude from pokemon fuck if i know his name
virgo: loki
libra: the onceler
scorpio: the clock from don’t hug me i’m scared
sagittarius: komaeda
capricorn: gamzee
aquarius: kylo ren
pisces: pick any one of the white dudes from supernatural
