rasec-wizzlbang:

respectable-loonitic:

rasec-wizzlbang:

captain-crayon:

rasec-wizzlbang:

can I legally have my body divided into fifths upon my death and be buried in five separate cemeteries

That just made me think of something. If you have multiple personalities and they all wanted to be buried in seperate cemeteries wyd??? Would the body be split up or would ppl go against their wishes and bury them in one cemetery???

thats not why I’m doing this but thats an interesting question too

W h y   a r e    y o u    d o i n g   t h i s   t h e n?

transsexuallesbian:

distressedphilosopher:

Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language

i one time told my italian professor “grazie lo detesto” and she lost her shit, so it’s not just english

setheverman:

doggos-in-hats:

setheverman:

iamcitee:

setheverman:

setheverman:

i ship mario and his hat ;)

.・゜゜*+:｡.｡ ♡ Mat ♡ ｡.｡:+*  ゜゜・．

~Mappy~

(the hat is called Cappy)

hmmmm i feel like this has just gone a bit too far

The hats the top

hmmmm i feel like this has just gone a bit too far

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

“Growing out of Pokemon” is a straight people thing

unintentionally the funniest tags on this post

avpdqueen:

me? constantly afraid of being abandoned and replaced? hell yes

stimmystuffs:

im rlly whatever the opposite of a manic pixie dream girl is.,. depressed goblin nightmare man . thatsa me

hexmoon:

don’t forget to keep your black cats inside on halloween, people are cruel and you can never be too sure

ursulacallistis:

aceemokid:

*notices ur package*

….

This triggered my fight or flight response

zanabism:

stuck up white woman who hates being around people especially people of colour: I should be…a nurse…some kind of…caretaker…a high-empathy based role of sorts…

dragonwings948:

“It’s been a long week,” I say in the middle of the day on Monday. 

supernaturalkitties:

mackseptiplier:

Halloween is coming up and since I know how you all can get sometimes I feel like this is a necessary reminder: don’t make fun/make any sort of derogatory comment about a child wearing a minion costume. Children LIKE minions, there will be A LOT of little minions running around this Halloween. No one cares if you hate minions, no one wants to hear that you hate minions, so keep it to yourself. Tell those kids this Halloween that their minion costume is the best you’ve ever seen and that minions are your favorite character in the world. Just don’t be an asshole.

PLEASE

citizen-zero:

scarlet00rose:

luminarai:

listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

But the world is not kind or safe.

then Fucking do your part to make it that way.

lesbianmabel:

i miss neko atsume. let’s bring it back. let’s all download it and go collect some cats. i think the world as a whole could really use some cute cats right now. make tubbs content and be happy

sumersprkl:

Me: Alright, brain, we have two tasks to do. One of them is more time sensitive, but working on the other will be more fun. Which should I start on?

My brain: Do fucking nothing for 72 hours

Me: Understandable, have a nice day

feminismfuckyeah:

Lisa is always speaking the truth

thesnadger:

powerfrog:

y’all out here in 2017 saying ‘spoopy’ on some thin ice with god

Look if you have another word that perfectly captures the concept of “horror flavored but specifically in a way that is intended to be silly and not actually scary, that also evokes a strong feeling of nostalgia associated with childhood experiences of Halloween” I’m all ears motherfucker.

theelectrafrootfam:

sadgaywerewolf:

One day I wanna be rich enough that I can just like. Give away hundreds of thousands of dollars every year in like scholarships or grants or whatever. That when I see someone make a post like “hey can I get $50 for groceries” I can just donate $1000. Or tip my server their rent money. Like that’s the dream

i actually think about this all the time

34choco:

Originally posted by cisforcostumestoo

slayboybunny:

“sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal”
“ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
“oh sorry about that sir" 

talkingtotheanimals:

talkingtotheanimals:

now tom nook can steal your real money

look how excited he is

candidlyautistic:

adhd-n-ib:

nerdyandreadytoeat:

dovaahkiins:

dovaahkiins:

“your kid needs your attention, not adhd meds!”

“maybe we can talk about how with the internet there are more diagnoses of adhd now, and how the internet is rewiring our brains…”

“medicating childhood: the hoax of adhd”

literally all things ive seen in the past fucking WEEK let me out of this hell

i can debunk this all in a flash

adhd is a neurodevelopmental disorder, and develops around 12 years old. given that, and how many diagnosed adhd adults there are, including elders, this is something that predates the internet

adhd is genetic, so despite an attention given from parent to child, it’s incredibly likely that at least one of the parents or other relatives also has adhd

oh yes, and let’s not forget the myth that adhd symptoms are synonymous with child behavior. but adhd isn’t just hyperactivity - in fact, hyperactivity doesn’t always present itself. in addition to hyperactivity, other symptoms include:

• echolalia
  
• poor memory
• racing/scattered thoughts
• slowed social development (around 30%)
• difficulty understanding tasks/organizing them into steps
• struggles understanding time management
• impulsive acts (impulsive spending is a major issue with many of us)
• difficulty managing emotions, especially anger
• easily bored (and boredom leads to greater frustration than others)
• TROUBLE SLEEPING. many adhd people spend their entire lives not getting good sleep because of the constant “noise” in their heads. see the scattered thoughts. basically, the thoughts are always going. there is no shut off switch. insomnia is largely prevalent with adhd
• losing details (like getting poor grades because you missed the fine print on a test even with knowing the material)
• struggles with listening comprehension (words sound like nonsense)
• struggles with reading comprehension (words look like nonsense)
• memorization issues - a child skilled in math will have trouble with multiplication tables, for example
• has trouble “waiting their turn” in conversation - frequently interrupts without realizing
• hyperfocus - an often overlooked aspect, when one focuses to the exception of all other external stimuli, including needing to eat, sleep, etc. time almost ceases to exist
• not a symptom, but adhd - especially adult adhd - is highly comorbid with anxiety disorders and depression later in life. this is because a person with adhd is working their heart out to achieve the same standards, contrary to the believe that they’re “lazy.” as you can see above, almost every aspect of daily life is impacted - social, work, school, family, money… and this can lead to a feeling of being unable to cope.
• despite all that, people with adhd are also:
• more solution-oriented
• more resilient
• more expressive
• more curious
• and better at multitasking - not just because of having to learn how to manage the other symptoms, but these are, in fact, also symptoms. you can imagine how useful hyperfocus can be as well.

i wrote all this because i really want people to understand me and understand how this all works. and i want misunderstandings to stop so people can respect who i am.

Wait it develops around 12 years old? That was literally when everything happened and I just never thought abt it but it makes so much sense

I mean not exactly, but 12 is the benchmark where adhd symptoms that can be seen as “just hyper kid things” go to “wow I think my child actually has a problem.”

Which changes what and how much you look for, not whether you are ADHD. Like, if you know what to look for in terms of difference in how ADHD present in children, you can make a solid diagnosis. I wouldn’t necessarily trust your average general clinician, but it’s also not exactly hard to learn how to do. If anything, twelve is the demarcation where it gets easier to diagnose, but that’s about it.

nicolaitechnus:

sensory overload? more like

if i hear another noise ever again im going to flip my fucking shit

nihilistgirlfriend:

nihilistgirlfriend:

Optimistic nihilism only lads

The universe is an open ended sandbox rpg. There’s no end goal. You can only get achievements. Some of them include making other people happy

dorkbending:

If you’ve ever needed to go to a psych ward:

• you’re not broken.
  
• you are not less of a person.
  
• you are still worthy of love and respect, always.
  

anyone and/or any media that implies otherwise is lying to you. I am so glad that you’re still here and that you made it.

elliebeanz:

short guys are handsome and cool, this is including guys who are under 5′ also its crazy what a tiny and limiting box we put around masculinity. anyway love yall