Hey all, just throwing this out there bc it’s useful to know, but y'all should avoid raw salmon for a while. They’ve been finding tapeworm parasites in Alaskan salmon. Cooked salmon is 100% safe bc heat kills the parasite, but just avoid raw salmon in sushi or anything to be safe and free of worries about gross parasites.
I fact checked across many websites and it’s unclear if all salmon species can potentially carry the parasite, but Alaskan salmon are the primary concern. If you’ve consumed raw salmon recently, don’t be too freaked out because it’s very uncommon, but still better to know for safety.
we millennials gotta let gen z in on whether something is a joke or not they’re out there eating detergent pods bc they took “forbidden snack” too literally
it wasn’t a “tide pod challenge” it was “haha tide pod look like yummy fruit”
cant believe u just “kids these days"d gen z
millenials: why are baby boomers always shitting on us what the fuck!
millenials: *do the exact same thing but with gen z*
me: hey New Generation don’t eat tide pods yall: wow you really hate gen z huh :/
Boomers: millennials are all lazy entitled and destroying the country and traditions and basically everything. Your entire existence is a fucking mistake.
Millennials: Hey don’t eat cleaning products?
Centrist McHotTakes: YOU’RE AS BAD AS THE BOOMERS OMG hypocrite?!?!?
A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they’re all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.
I would watch the crap outta this like wow
Envy: “Glut, back off the guy, okay?”
Gluttony: “I’m just saying he could stand to gain a few pounds! I made spaghetti!”
Sloth: “After we eat, it’s gonna be time for a nice nap. We’ve earned it!”
Pride: “Damn right we did!”
Just imagine the Catholic Church making a statement regarding this new tv show.
Wrath does nothing but encourage him to punch assholes.
“You deserve better! That was YOUR parking space!”
“He’s like three hundred pounds of muscle, Wrath.”
“And you are 165 pounds of RAGE!”
Wrath’s advice isn’t great, but he means well.
Greed spends his days trying to help him manage his budget and put money on the side
“Bro check this out i’ve got the sickest retirement plan, technically it’s tax evasion i guess but fuck those guys, right?”
here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.
Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck
you ever realize how able bodied people just are not expected to do things that cause them excruciating physical pain? like they’re just. not
if i shouldn’t use my cane because i can sometimes technically walk without it, it would just hurt like a motherfucker then abled people should no longer be allowed to use potholders to take things out of the oven because i mean
well they could technically pick up a hot pan with their bare hands. it would just hurt like a motherfucker
*sees an abled person using potholders*
i just think it’s really sad that you’re giving up on yourself like that
if you use potholders how will you ever build up the calluses necessary to pick up scalding hot metal without burning yourself so severely? it’s like you’re not even trying to get better
I mean, my mother uses potholders, but she’s in her 70s. You’re just… too YOUNG to be resorting to potholders at your age.
If you start using potholders, your inability to hold hot metal will only get worse.
As a professional cook I was, and still am, able to pick most stuff up out of an oven without a pot holder. I might get blisters and maybe it will hurt, but usually it won’t
AMAZING! based on this one specific individual’s experiences i will now safely assume that it’s possible for anyone to overcome hand pain & leave potholders behind for good!!! as long as you want it bad enough, anything is possible!! make this story go viral so that all those self pitying losers who still use potholders know that there’s no excuse
☆♡LIKE & SHARE IF YOU WERE INSPIRED!!!♡☆
This made me cry. I can’t even imagine what it must be like to be potholder-bound like that, and it must have taken such incredible strength to overcome it. If someone like that can hold hot metal, the rest of us have no excuse to give up on anything.
abled people, if you have a disabled friend/family member who is proud of the small, seemingly insignificant, achievements and small progress that they’ve made in the past year, please don’t belittle them.
If they’re proud of getting out of the house once a week or seeing that specialist or being approved for disability or getting those much needed aids or even doing something by themselves, Just be happy for them, be proud of them and support them because what seems like a small insignificant achievement to you could be life changing and huge to them.
Disabled people don’t need to be changing the world or doing something ‘inspiring’ like defying the odds and achieving the impossible to be valid. What we are achieving, no matter how small, should be good enough.
if you feel grateful that your parents didn’t starve you, kick you out, or beat you to the level of heavy injuries, remember that you’re essentially forced to feel grateful that they didn’t kill you on purpose.
“I could have killed you but I didn’t” is what they want gratitude for.
Being abused can seriously affect your ability to distinguish between “not obviously pleased” and “obviously displeased” because abusers go from Neutral to Hostile for absolutely no discernible reason, and eventually you start worrying that everyone is going to be like that and you start feeling this urge to make absolutely sure that the people you actually care about aren’t mad or upset, because to you, “there’s no evidence that they’re not angry” is the same as “there’s evidence that they are angry”
me: 2 memes together at the same time……. lets see uuuh, pee is stored in deez nuts lol (post)
john green fan: THERE’S SO MANY LAYERS TO THIS JOKE OMG!!!! Lemme break it down for you. Buckle up Tumblypoos, because (8 paragraph history lesson that starts in ancient rome and somehow mentions dadaism, 70% of it is misinfo) So basically if you laughed, you’re one of the smart ones :~). See you on /r/sapiosexuality
Maybe that person you called racist or homophobic or accused or being sexist is secretly breaking down inside. Maybe they’re crying as they see your hate. Maybe they have feelings just like you
today daddy took me out to see IT and i really liked it! i was really turned on by pennywise and i was kinda scared to tell daddy about it, but when i did, he told me he thought pennywise was sexy too! then we went out to a costume store and daddy picked out a pennywise costume and told me he was gonna pretend to be him as he fucked me tonight and haha could you fucking imagine if this was a real post on tumblr
STOP DOING THIS!!!
FUCK YOU . FUCK YOU SO HARD THAT YOU DIE
STOP MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE LIKE US… WE ARE YOUR SUPERIORS WE DONT HAVE THE VANIALLA FUCKING SEX DRIVE WE ARE KINKSTERS AND ITS OKAY BECAUSE ITS NATURAL ITS NORMAL SHUT THE FUCK UP DONT JUDGE US OR MAKE US THE BUTT OF THE JOKE
WE
WILL
GET
YOU
CUNT
what the fuck..
this is a lot to take in and the sheer energy of this post burns my eyes
