gothhabiba:

me, every single month without fail: huh weird I feel kind of bloated and lethargic but also very hungry??? and I’m breaking out??? and my back hurts??? this is so strange I have never experienced this before in my whole entire life… what could this be

me a few days later, every single month without fail: oh

micmp3:

my professor: if he or she was to use his or her-

me:

jmathieson-fic:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

combat-femme:

So, Black Panther made $192.1 million in its opening weekend.

But I feel like that leaves part of the picture out.

The rest of the top 10 made a collective $65.2 million.

In other words, Black Panther made 3 times what the rest of the top ten made, combined.

@lycaanroc

Also Black Panther opened in 250 fewer theaters (domestically) than
Age of Ultron (which made $191million in its opening weekend) and 320
fewer theaters than The Avengers (which made $207million opening
weekend). So in terms of average-take-per-theater, it’s the biggest opening weekend for a Marvel Movie ever!

mrninjafist:

Y'all wanna see a good girl?

thatsexyspoonie:

I hope every single disabled and chronically ill person who reads this has a wonderful day!

dareyoutoread-blog:

things-that-are-great:

Got something you need to do at a certain time every day (e.g., take meds)?  Start giving your cat a treat right before you do it.  You may have trouble remembering, but your cat absolutely will not.  

This might be the most genius idea I’ve ever read.

xannerz:

“so how you doin’?”

enecoo:

enecoo:

It’s a global offense to criticize Kirby

enecoo:

And the ultimate champion of anime is

miszbehave:

miszbehave:

For clarification: when I talk about girls or say girls on my blog it abso-fuckin-lutely includes trans women. Ok? Kool, be gone thots.

same goes for when i talk about boys/men, absolutely includes trans boys/men

garrettauthor:

lisafer:

purpleterpsichore:

ladyyatexel:

capncrystal:

kaijutegu:

krismichelle429:

traveldustedshoes:

OBGYN: Yeah, you are exhibiting all the signs of Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. I’m so sorry.

Me: Huh? Oh, yeah. Insulin resistance, impossible weight loss, pre-disposition to type II diabetes, painful AF periods. Likelihood of bleed outs. Crap. That blows.

OBGYN: Yeah, well that too.

Me: *blinks* What?

OBGYN: Well, PCOS makes it very difficult for a woman to conceive and carry.

Me: BWHAHAHAHA. Yeah. No. No babies. Ever. Never wanted them. At all. Maternal instinct is not strong with this one. Only upside today.

OBGYN: Well then. Not exactly problem solved, but we’ll run with it.

Me: So about the MIND-SEARING PAIN and occasional HEAVY AF BLEEDING. When can we deal with that.

OBGYN: Not until you are 35.

Me: Dah fuq?

OBGYN: Not my rules. Hospitalization won’t even consider any treatment unless it’s life or death until you’re 35.

Me: Why?

OBGYN: Because you might want to have a baby.

Me: I’m 31. I didn’t want kids when I was 11, I didn’t want them at 21, and I sure as shit don’t want them now. Can’t I just sign a form that says “I don’t ever want a baby take it out, take it out now”?

OBGYN: Nope.

Me: Why?

OBGYN: Government rules. No removal of baby making parts before 35 unless your life is in immediate jeopardy.

TL;DR: The government knows better about your baby making parts than you do.

This is just evil. They are literally refusing to treat a potentially life-threatening condition, not just without the patient’s consent but despite the patient’s protest. Evil.

According to the National Women’s Health Network, there’s no legal age restriction- “Technically, any woman of legal age can consent to the procedure, but it should be medically justified. It’s incredibly unlikely that a doctor will perform a hysterectomy on women ages 18-35 unless it is absolutely necessary for their well-being and no other options will suffice.” Of course, this is in the US. Other countries may have different rules. 

If you’re in the US and your OBGYN says “government says no,” look for a new one because they lied to you. If your OBGYN says that “hospital says no,” look for a new one because this one doesn’t respect your bodily autonomy. It is true that most surgeons don’t like to perform hysterectomies until you’re in your late 30s at the earliest, but a respectful surgeon will listen to their patient and not just write them off. Sexism in hospitals is alive and well- and it’s not just anecdotal evidence. There’s been a history of looking at it academically/professionally since the 70s (look into Mary Halas as a good place to start if you’re curious), and it crops up all the time in articles in the Journal of Women’s Health and Women’s Health Issues, and the International Journal of Women’s Health all of which are peer-reviewed, well-respected medical journals. It’s absolutely a real thing. 

Anyways, I guess what I’m getting at is this: here’s a list of doctors (mostly US-centric) who perform different sterilization surgeries without giving their patients trouble. While even a surgeon on this list might caution anyone under 35 away from a hysterectomy, at the end of the day it’s your body and your pain. (And some of the docs here have been known to perform hysterectomies on people in their 20s with no fuss.) While this list won’t be practical for everyone- after all, medical treatment is ridiculously expensive in this country, it might help someone. 

Holy shit fam
Holy S H I T

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP I’VE BEEN TOLD THIS IS NOT ALLOWED FOR YEARS

Oh god

QUICK REMINDER THAT I HAD A HYSTERECTOMY A FEW DAYS AFTER MY 26TH BIRTHDAY B/C I HAD CANCER AND I DID EXACTLY THIS. I HAD A DOCTOR WHO DIDN’T WANT TO DO IT AND THEN I WENT TO A NEW DOCTOR AND AFTERWARDS SHE MORE OR LESS SAID MY LIFE WOULD HAVE BEEN IN DANGER HAD I NOT DONE IT.

Sometimes it’s not the doctor, it’s the hospital.  For example, my OBGYN worked at a Catholic hospital, so they couldn’t perform any type of sterilization onsite unless it was an emergency situation.  

So if your doc feeds you this BS line about not being allowed to, ASK IF IT’S THE HOSPITAL POLICY.  If it is, ask if they are able to perform the procedure elsewhere. If they are not, ASK FOR A REFERRAL.

I was 28 years old when my OBGYN explained that he wasn’t allowed to perform a sterilization procedure onsite, and then he proceeded to tell me what a crock of shit it was and referred me to someone else who was able to. And even though I was under 30, his referral listed me as “an ideal candidate” for the procedure.  

If they pass off this line and insist when you know otherwise, FIND A NEW DOCTOR.

An added layer of bullshit on this is that the same rules don’t apply to men. You want a vasectomy? Go nuts, my dude.

voidfished:

wizardshark:

sandvendor100:

gaymacs:

sandvendor100:

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

gwen-win:

Nintendo DS culture is having fun with your sweet innocent game and then seeing your reflection in the screen during the cut screens and realizing how much suffering you see in your eyes then feeling thankful when the game comes back on

sridevi:

bothgoth:

khofnak:

anyway has anyone figured out why stuff costs so much money yet

it’s cause it’s so expensive

wolfnanaki:

actmale:

You’ve heard of Dry Bowser

Now get ready for

Wet Bowser!

berserkpack:

dateaboysuggestion2:

Date a boy with skin! 💕

ravenbirde:

enough tedtalk….. it’s time to tedlisten………

aspiringdoctors:

radieldancliffe:

the head bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

there are seven cervical vertebrae

Why am I laughing so hard at this.

mesopelagic:

protopearl:

delorez:

whoever composed the mii music. Rivals mozart

The composer is Kazumi Totaka - the voice of yoshi and composer for animal crossing!

fuckin legend

a-radioactive-platypus:

jayykesley:

slav-orson-krennic:

trashcanbees:

kompanie-mutter:

trashcanbees:

pain-and-missouri:

volcel-official:

wolsey-did-nothing-wrong:

pain-and-missouri:

wolsey-did-nothing-wrong:

pain-and-missouri:

Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

Yes

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

Horse.

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

And what would the offspring be like?

I hate all of this

This is the last thing you see before you die

Ok everyone we found it. The worst post

whatblogidonthaveablog:

blueandbluer:

flashinqlights:

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

thebootydiaries:

☀️missing the beach☀️ take me back✨

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

guillermo del toro really knows what women want 

namely: giant robots, tom hiddleston, sexy fish men, and death to fascists  

……not ……necessarily…… at the same time…… unless the next hellboy movie pulls out all the stops 

edgy-night-fury:

neurotypical society: love yourself w.w

me: ok

me: -respects myself enough to know that i shouldn’t have to fit into neurotypical society standards in order to be treated as a person with their own thoughts and feelings-

neurotypical society: wait no not like that.