“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. those kind men were trying to tell me he was running away
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Seen this screenshotted but never the actual video. Screen shots do not do it justice.
in this essay i won’t
hesitate, bitch
#me everyday
I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!
Two words: Raw eggs.
?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe
Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on
*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.
MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.
Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.
Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.
Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom
wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???
Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?
well i was using it as an alternative to romaine lettuce but i guess ill go fuck myself :/
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How to Get a Persona
Persona 4: Accept yourself, embrace your ugly feelings, turn them into something beautiful, and you’ll become your true self.
Persona 5: RIP UR FACE OFF AND GET M A D.
Been seeing this alignment chart go around so I thought I’d do a PQ2 edition. If you’re wondering about Yukiko and Akechi’s placements in particular keep in mind; (1) Yukiko probably wouldn’t do it herself, but she totally would break out into a laughing fit and egging on whoever does and (2) Akechi is a fucking troll so he’d do whatever would make you the most uncomfortable.
I remember when I told my mom the difference between Persona 5, and Persona Q. It was painful. I made this crap btw. BTW again I was trying to get pq for Christmas and I already had p5 so my mom was confused because they both started off with “persona”
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i cant believe i forgot to post this here