skrambled:

polygonfighter:

The phrase “No amount of skill will protect you from the sheer luck of a chronic dumbass” popped into my head and if that aint a Big Mood™ i dunno what is

Dungeons and Dragons: a summary

jojoxgamer:

luisvirgil:

metalslugx:

when your son gets locked up

when your son escapes 

when your son comes home

quadrell:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sunscreen-and-chickens:

quadrell:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

measurement systems are homophobic

explain

rulers are required to be straight

What about flexible rulers

did you just ask yourself to explain

yes and i would do it again

Valid

cannibalchicken:

maxxeruz:

gaycism:

Enter your URL into this site to see if your blog has content that warrants permanent deletion

lugnutbutt:

wormooze:

tropicalfucko:

goopy-amethyst:

Y'all talkin bout the Zootopia Pro Life comic but missing this masterpiece

Op I’m on my way to kill you with my bare hands

you are cowards for not posting all the parts

this post inflicts a level 5 curse upon reading it

pinkisbitter:

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

saint-ambrosef:

priceofliberty:

pon-raul:

pon-raul:

y’all hear about this Payless shoestore prank ???

fucking wild levels of hilarious

why are rich people like this lmao

“Palessi” sold about $3,000 worth of shoes within a few hours and, after the shoppers paid, staffers told them that the shoes were actually from Payless, according to AdWeek, which reported on the event Wednesday. “They are elegant (and) sophisticated,” one shopper described her purchase as, in a Payless video posted on YouTube.

Then, the woman, who Payless says is a real person not an actor, was told the shoes actually were the handiwork of Payless. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” she said.

Another shopper, this one a man, said about his purchase, “I could tell it’s made with high quality material.”

Payless refunded the shoppers their purchase prices and plans to use the video testimonials, already available on YouTube, as commercials on social media and TV.

Source

the fact that they refunded the shoppers is what makes this genuinely funny and not assholish