Aries Looks dehydrated a lot of the time

Taurus Looks like a deer

Gemini The have the "I always get dick" face (Ex. Lana Del Rey)

Cancer Look like they are about to laugh or cry, you can never quite tell

Leo Look like felines (cat eyes, bitchy stare, etc.)

Virgo Looks like a model for target

Libra The women look like hot men, the men look like sexy women

Scorpio Looks like they could cut steel with their eyes

Sagittarius Looks like they have a stuffy nose

Capricorn Look like they should have been born in the 1950s

Aquarius Idk how to even describe this one...

Pisces Looks like a fairy princess... that resides over the pits of hell