Mom: You’ve been recovering from your surgery for like 4 days now, so you should move around and do some chores while I’m gone.

Me: Oka-

Mom: Go pick up all your clothes, hang them, vacuum the upstairs, do all the dishes, end world hunger, feed the dogs, calculate our average net gains in the past ten fiscal years, and dust the living room.

Me: Wait wha-

Mom: By the way I’ll be home in about an hour or two.