So today at work it was like 6 hours into my shift and I was starting to lose it so Kevin was like,

“Alright guys, can someone cover window for me? I’m taking the garbage out." 

And without thinking I said,

"KEVIN! Nobody said you could go home early.”

There was a collective silence for about ten seconds before suddenly Deanna, Tamera, and Kevin simultaneously burst out laughing.

A half-hour later, Tamera was doing dishes and snickering because she still found it funny.

It was a good day at work.