The very first Markiplier videos I ever watched were his Five Nights at Freddy’s series. Oh if only I’d known back then how many hours I would spend watching a man scream at his computer…

But for serious, this playthrough is probably the only way I will ever experience those games because hell if I could stand to be shrieked at by those animatronic abominations. I still have trouble with the friendly ones at Disney Land. It’s the fucking pirates man. I hate those pirates. If I wanted to stand around for an hour just to have a bunch of creepy dudes leer at me I’d go take a bus.