So I’m playing DMMD for Matt since they want me to do Mink’s route, and I’m sending them updates while they’re at work. Some choice selections:

“Wow this club is bumpin’.”

“Is he being a judgy Jason just because I’ve never done drugs?”

“Aboobert just blacked out. Noob.”

“WHOAH THERE FRIEND YOU MIGHT NEED TO SLOW DOWN.”

“Don’t do drugs– you’ll end up sucking a cinnamon dick.”

“Don’t do drugs– you’ll end up riding a cinnamon dick.”

Dammit, Fuzzy.