Horoscopes be like
Virgo: obsessively clean, pure, virgin snow, unicorn, Angel, mothers, cinnamon bun too good for this world, extremely boring
aries: FIGHT EVERYONE IRL. FIGHT LITERALLY EVERYONE. FIGHT YOURSELF. DON’T EVEN GIVE A FUCK.
capricorn: i am going to fuck that
libra: incredibly loyal but also destructive DRAGON
sagittarius: probably high
Sorpio: Ur a piece of shit but solid in bed aye