How many people does it take to change a light bulb if one of them has a disability?
Ten
One to tell the disabled person how brave and inspirational they are for trying to change a light bulb
One to ask the disabled person why they can’t work 8 hours a day 5 days a week if they can change a light bulb every few weeks
One to tell the disabled person that they really shouldn’t be trying to change a light bulb… you know… with their condition and all
One to send the disabled person an article about how someone with a completely different disability managed to change a light bulb
One to insist on helping the disabled person change the light bulb and get offended and assume it’s personal when they don’t accept the help
One to tell the disabled person that changing a light bulb really isn’t that hard and if they just thought positively and stopped being lazy, they could do it without help
One to ask the disabled person if they’re really disabled if they can manage to change a light bulb
One to send the disabled person a life hack on how to change light bulbs more easily that doesn’t really help disabled people
One to tell a story about how their aunt’s boyfriend’s sister with the same disability changed a light bulb once
And the disabled person to change the fucking light bulb
(Source: illness-adnauseum)