The Signs + Reading Fanfiction

Aries: *screams a lot*
Taurus: OHBYMGOD WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING THIS CANT BE HAPPENING IS THIS HAPPENING OH MY GOD
Gemini: *has 40,000 OTP's*
Cancer: *feels personally victimized by the storyline*
Leo: I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.. THESE BITC HES
Virgo: ... lol
Libra: THEY'RE SO CUTE OMG ICANT
Scorpio: so like.. lmao.. where's the sex scene
Sagittarius: *screaming internally*
Capricorn: nice...
Aquarius: *reads one word* *predicts the entire plot, setting, theme* *analyzes all the characters*
Pisces: omg relationshiP gOALS