Aries A war machine and a dildo

Taurus More food. Like seriously. Order a fukin pizza.

Gemini Someone who will actually listen to their blabbering.

Cancer A loyal friend who they can pour their heart out to.

Leo A support group for Uptown Funk taking over their lives

Virgo A room filled with symmetry.

Libra More friends *hook em up*

Scorpio A knife and a convenient dark alley.

Sagittarius A book on how to actually be cool not an adorable dork.

Capricorn A textbook on basic social skills.

Aquarius Lots and lots of pencils for their creative needs. They break too many raging.

Pisces Hugs.