High School Musical Scientifically Proven to be the Greatest Movie of All Time
According to researchers at the Gracey Institute, 2006 Disney Channel Movie High School Musical has been scientifically proven to be the greatest film ever made.
The cinematic masterpiece, starring Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, was a defining moment of the 21st century for billions around the world. ”After years of meticulous experiments and research, our results yielded exactly the conclusions that we predicted,” said researcher Walton Yensid. “Few films reach the legendary status of High School Musical. This movie - no - this miracle - healed a broken nation, and encouraged all of us to bop to the top and break free from the status quo.”
In contrast, Disney CEO Bob Iger presented a very different response to the results of the study. “High School Musical? More like High School SNOOZE-ical! Hahaha…BUY FROZEN!” he said at a press conference earlier today. This is in agreement with Disney’s current policy of ignoring any franchise that has nothing to do with Frozen.(x).
