Dear Jen, this is a Slim Jim. It was in my pants. It is a monster-size stick of meat.
Awesome, thanks so much Jack.
Give me some of the monster-size stick of meat, Jack!

The ladies love my monster-sized meat stick.~
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Dear Jen, this is a Slim Jim. It was in my pants. It is a monster-size stick of meat.
Awesome, thanks so much Jack.
Give me some of the monster-size stick of meat, Jack!

The ladies love my monster-sized meat stick.~
(Source: justaprinceofthegalaxy)
and here we are
BUCKLE UP, NUGGETS. WE’RE ROAD-TRIPPING.
WHY AM I FRIENDS WITH YOU GUYS?
*strikes anime pose* You sure you’re ready to drive??
Jack enough with the drugs plz.