Dear Jen, this is a Slim Jim. It was in my pants. It is a monster-size stick of meat.
Awesome, thanks so much Jack.
Give me some of the monster-size stick of meat, Jack!
The ladies love my monster-sized meat stick.~
JACK
Just give me the stick, Jack.
COME AND GET IT
Jack enough with the drugs plz.
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO UR NOT MY PARENTAL UNIT