queer relationship

sapphire: *kisses ruby*
straight people: oh! must be a friend kiss :) only plausible answer
garnet: sings, "i am made of lo-o-o-o-oo-ooo-ve"
straight people: AH! friends love each other VERY much! friend love yes
creators of steven universe: ruby and sapphire are in a romantic relationship
straight people: wait h-hold on a minute.....i dont think-