The Signs as rejected Ninja Sex Party Songs

Aries: You say Tomato,I say what are you doing in my house?
Taurus: Rock the Night (Or Day depending on your availability).
Gemini: Public Masturbation is so fun it should be illegal.
Cancer: Things will never be the same (I've applied to much ketchup to this hamburger).
Leo: Hugs, one man Biker Gang.
Virgo: Climbing the Ladder of success, up to the roof of Buttsex.
Libra: I bet I can eat more Pancakes than you.
Scorpio: Did I fucking say you could stop partying?
Sagittarius: There's nothing wrong with making an honest living by selling illegal drugs.
Capricorn: Every time you masturbate an angel gets it's thing.
Aquarius: Surfing for Puss and the Tide is high.
Pisces: Rock all Night, Fish all Day.