Aries You say Tomato,I say what are you doing in my house?

Taurus Rock the Night (Or Day depending on your availability).

Gemini Public Masturbation is so fun it should be illegal.

Cancer Things will never be the same (I've applied to much ketchup to this hamburger).

Leo Hugs, one man Biker Gang.

Virgo Climbing the Ladder of success, up to the roof of Buttsex.

Libra I bet I can eat more Pancakes than you.

Scorpio Did I fucking say you could stop partying?

Sagittarius There's nothing wrong with making an honest living by selling illegal drugs.

Capricorn Every time you masturbate an angel gets it's thing.

Aquarius Surfing for Puss and the Tide is high.

Pisces Rock all Night, Fish all Day.