Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.
“Did you remember to pay the after-poo tax?”
(Source: frist--xvi)
“Did you remember to pay the after-poo tax?”
(Source: frist--xvi)
@sailorgreywolf “Shall we go to beef?”Me falling asleep fucking everywhereAnd the games we played, “Alan...
STRAIGHT FUCKIN’ WATER!
@terpsichorean-princess solid layer of prunes@pollypeaches hey look! There’s brad!!@amiedelabaisse do I dare to eat a...
Narm narms @blehmem
Oh, she/he is big mad….That’s ROUGH That’s a big OOF
“ swat kick ur teeth in ”
“You need to get my persimmon to date that guy.”
*huge sniff* yEs GimEE tHaT bRIcK aCiD yO
Do you want to see my broken ankle? *holds up wrist*
“My penis is growling.”Or“So you get a lobster..” @kiwwi-kat
MonkGlitter fail (there’s a full song)SHE FORCED MEIT’S [my surname]’s FAULT
FRICKEN ROCK
Oh and a few another ones: “SO WHICH SNACK DO YOU WANT WOMAN.” 2nd. “JUST A WATERFALL MY MOUTH IS A DESERT”3rd (since I...
be careful.you are the staircase.
I turned purple and died
*horrendous screeching*
One singular bean
pregnancy van
Person A: Stop being a smart ass!Me: Do you mean.. Ass smart..?
Teryaki the bird @indiikaa
*inhales*B I R M I N G H A M
sneep snop flabebe swanana