Dioptase: //is being an asshole//
Charoite: //doesn't give a single fuck//
Dioptase: And what are you, you pint-sized shard of a gem?
Charoite: .....did you just- you did not just- oh you did not fucking just talk smack on my height. You did not-
Emerald: //steps back//
Citrine: //steps the fuck back//
Charoite: //the wrath of hell is unleashed// HEY FUCK FACE, COME AND SAY THAT AGAIN I DARE YOU. GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE WE'VE GOT A TANGO TO DANCE YOU CANDYASS SHITSTAIN.