one time i was complaining about my shitty parents to a friend and he got frustrated and said “i’m gonna be your dad now. and your mom. you’re… dom. WAIT SHIT NO”
once i had stopped laughing i said “daddy?” and he swerved the car and lectured me on never saying that again
Imagine your OTP
(Source: androidboy)
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