PERSONA DANCING ALL OVER MY SOUL
"I generally just tumble around."
sixtynine-sixtynine asks:
I know right, I'm smoother than a fresh jar of skippy. //promptly trips over 9385348 wires and eats dirt

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justaprinceofthegalaxy:

PFFFT I feel that.

//slides into the room// //gets wicked rugburn//

FU KC

Imagining myself running over to check if you’re okay, faceplanting on my way over and getting my own wicked rugburn. On my face.

Oh my gosh we are absolutely flawless! XD

I swear some days I’m so clumsy it hurts I’m simply faultless. 

I have a friend who was inured for most of her junior high and high school career. I think she was on crutches more days than she wasn’t- she would often joke “I swear,man, that curb just jumped out at me!!!”.

When I was in the weight loss boarding school that i was forced to go to I got a wicked stress injury in my foot from just

walking

honestly i swear to u

just my fat butt couldn’t handle walkING SO IBROKE A BONE

i had to wear what my friend tenderly calls the “space boot” for 4 months

MONTHS

!!!!!!!11111111

Oh my gosh- I’ve been to a few of those camps and there were some wicked injuries. O-O

It’s a wild place there, I swear.

4 months though? Hell, I’m sorry!

ye dude I was at that place they had that terrible TV show for called Too Fat for Fifteen. I was almost a “main character” on the show :|

it was nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts

Those camps are so unhealthy it’s freakin’ ridiuclous and dangerous.

I remember I lost about 50 pounds in two months. We would have contests to see who could eat the fewest calories a day and get the most steps in. The counselors didn’t say anything against it. I passed out a couple times from malnourishment, and kids were getting heat stroke and malnourished left and right. It was wild. O-o I had to do that shit three times- I feel your pain. >n<

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    Mmm buffalo. I forgot about that! Shame it’s so expensive ugh. It was the one thing at Hellspring (i forgot about that...
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