Moemon FireRed: Part 3 “Welcome to Meme Hell”

Okay so now it’s time to conquer Viridian forest with my meme team. Let’s do this shit.

Where are your friends? Did they ditch you? Buddy, I’m pretty sure they ditched you. It’s probably the hat. See my hat? I don’t wear it backwards, like a dick. Get good.

My catch for Viridian Forest. Not too shabby- it’ll be hard to raise because it doesn’t know any attacking moves yet but it’ll do. Also it’s really cute; I can’t deny that. His name is CARAMELL, by the way. 

Whoa, dude. What the fuck? You can’t just force yourself on people. Learn some damn manners; I don’t want to fight you if you’re going to be an ass- why don’t I have a choice in this?!

You challenge me to a fight and bring this shit out? For real? And why is your Weedle wearing a Seifuku? This ain’t no anime this is Moemon and we play for keeps here. 

Damn right you did, you candy-ass bug-chasing fucker. JOHN CENA won’t take your shit.

What’s a fish doing in the gosh darn forest? And I don’t like to body shame or anything but I’m pretty sure you’re too young to be wearing a swimsuit that tight. You do you, I guess.

I put away the extras, just so they know their place. They’ll get their time to shine, probably.

Do you believe everything you hear? I bet you still believe you were brought to mommy and daddy by a stork. Or I guess in the Pokemon world it’d be Delibird? Hell if I know.

Nah, I’m good.

I whipped this chump- he was the only trainer standing between me and Brock. I guess I could have walked around him but whatever.

Okay I know this is already a post on the internet but I have to comment. I don’t know who did the translation but I’ll bet anything they were snickering like a middle school boy all the while.

This thing went down without a fight. I swtiched to BIRB and he got the job done.

Whoa, that thing looks a bit strong for this early. Maybe I should have level grinded?

BIRB NO

FU KC

Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit-

FUCKING DAMMIT

I sent them to the dead box, fittingly named… MEME HELL.

Looks like FRIDAY and CARAMELL are going to have to step up to the challenge. I won’t call it quits until I run out of usable Pokemon.

RIP, JOHN CENA and BIRB. You’ll live on in my heart for at least an hour.