Moemon FireRed: Part 5 “These Levels Are Too Damn High”

Annnnnd we’re back. Shit, I did more grinding than your average Miley Cyrus escapade. 

This was the before shot of my sad sacks; now let’s look at the stunning after shot. Oh, shit. I didn’t take one. Well, I got them all to about level eighteen. Footage not available.

I trained up DUCREUX the Bagon- a charming and dapper edition of the team that doesn’t totally suck Pokeballs.

After a riveting grinding session, I discovered a mysterious object on the table. It turned out to be a newpaper. I couldn’t read it. I guess that’s what I get for being a Pokemon trainer and not going to school. Fuck it, moving onto the next area- Mt. Moon.

Oh, wow! What a cool find! I better be careful not to know it ou-

It’s still a party of three up in here. At least the team is actually pretty efficient now. CARAMELL learned Slam, and now it can actually OHKO most things thanks to the HUGE POWER ability.

Oh look, it’s me!

Oh, it’s not me after all.

Honestly it doesn’t matter which one I pick since I already lost my encounter for this dungeon. Whatever, I’ll take the Helix fossil and never revive it. Cool. I’m carrying dead Pokemon remains for the rest of my journey.

We got through Mt. Moon easily- did I over-level them? I was trying to be careful after the Pewter City Massacre. Whatever. Better safe than sorry, dude.

The fuck do you want???

We’ll see about that.

Guess whose ass I just kicked?

Nugget Bridge was a breeze- I really think I over-leveled… well, that and Bagon is a beast- or rather, DUCREUX is a beast.

Why wouldn’t it let me join Team Rocket? Let me bad for once! Why even ask if I can’t choose yes? I’m no hero, I got other shit to do.

Well that was fun. Now I’ll catch my ‘mon for this route, maybe go see Bill and maybe battle Misty. Neat-O.