Highlights/Lowlights From Session 2 of Moemon Emerald Nuzlocke

With the cool crew ix-macaroon actualleighdanielavidan ashesoftheplague

-Naming my Flaaffy Flesh instead of Peach because Alex reminded me that the last two Pokemon I named after fruit died.

-Graves decimating Norman’s team with Blaziken until the last Slaking was a few HP shy of being OHKO’d. Blaziken died and Xatu followed shortly after.

-Having Silver the Metang locked in battle with Wattson’s Magneton b/c of Magnet Pull. Silver died. FUCK.

-Alex forgot to save their game at the end of the session and will have to catch up next time… they still haven’t beaten the first gym.

-I’m still the only one who hasn’t had to reset and everyone knows my time is coming and I know too but WHEN!?!?

-Graves duking it out against a Breloom, but not without losing a few more Pokemon and eventually having to restart her file.

-After Silver died, I needed a Pokemon to use Rock Smash. None of my Pokemon could use it, so I caught a temporary Azumarill named “ANGST V-V” and promptly released it to hell once I caught a Flaaffy that could learn it. I also later caught a Marill of my own, and it evolved in Cerulean the Azumarill.

-Alex having the patience of a saint in raising their Pokemon while Graves loses her shit and is slowly descending into the madness.

-Alex having to be afk while Graves took on Norman, when they returned: “What’d I miss?” “YOU MISSED SOME SHIT.”

-Coming up with new lyrics to SU songs about our Nuzlocke adventure. I recorded the theme song, and the things these dorks are coming up with in the group chat is nothing short of comedic gold.