All the evens!? OwO Wow, okay! This is gonna take a while lmao.

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

10000000

4. What is your favorite word?

Grump or clod if I’m only allowed to choose an English word- Lechuga if I can pick a Spanish word!

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

“My acne is kicking my ass dear Lordy.”

8. What do you label yourself as?

A smol gay egg.

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Shiny hunting for a Petilil!

12. Who told you they loved you last?

My best friend, Matt. <3

16. The last song you listened to?

“Stay Calm” by Griffinilla

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

My abuser.

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

My eyes, I think. They can be bright blue or they can be steel gray depending on the day and the lighting, and I like that a lot. OvO

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

I don’t think this counts as a talent, but I’m double-jointed in my hands! I can touch the back of my palm with the fingers of that same hand. It grosses most people out!

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

VIVA LA AKIHABARA

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

Bernie Sanders is the new ruler- like hell I could run a society.

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

My laptop, tbh.

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

Let’s go to Canada. I don’t feel like learning a new language to a fluent degree.

34. What was your last dream about?

Me and the Game Grumps ((specifically Arin and Danny)) were playing Super Smash Bros on some sort of vehicle- I think it was either a plane or a bus? We were playing either Brawl or Melee but we had Gamecube controllers. At some point it broke into a completely different plot and Apu from the Simpsons made an appearance and there was something about children and I took a bath at one point.

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

Yeah, once or twice.

38. What is the color of your socks?

I’m not wearing socks right now. 8D

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

Sunsets. =u=

42. What football team do you support? 

The Seattle Seahawks, since they’re my hometown team.

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

A psychiatrist. ovo

46. Are you reliable?

Depends on the situation- for fulfilling favors and keeping my word, I’m pretty damn reliable. However, I have an awful memory which can keep me from doing things or I think I did something or told you something but it happened in a dream and so on…. so I can be a bit flaky but not intentionally.

48. Do you hold grudges?

I really shouldn’t, but I completely do.

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

I don’t know what the MOST unusual is, but not too long ago I was ranting to Matt about how I love Subway so much that I would rub mayo on my nipples and bathe in pickles. I was very tired at the time.

52. How long could you go without talking?

I don’t know- depends on who I’m around. In public in general? Years. With Matt? Five seconds.

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

Yeah, loads of times!

56. What do you like on your toast?

Either just butter or red raspberry jam. <:

58. What would be your dream car?

I don’t really care what car I drive, but I suppose maybe something sleek, fast, and midnight blue? With lots of cup holders and place to hide stuff.

60. Do you believe in aliens?

I think it’s ridiculously self-centered to think we’re alone in such a large universe.

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

Q

64. What do you think about babies?

They’re cute and someday I do want a child but I really don’t like infants and for a long time my ideal situation has been to adopt a toddler, tbh. I can’t stand the sound of children crying so until I deal with that misophonia I couldn’t be a babysitter or have an infant. =u=;;;