I’m such a big kid. Or something.

I ramble about today’s adventures- I loot candy from a doctor, orgasm over cleaning supplies, and pull a gay scarf out of my ass.

That is not at all what happens except it is a good vague description to entice you to click on the video anyways as it’s kind of a half-truth? Only one way to find out, bruh.

QOTD ((inbox me your answer)): What is your favorite scent and/or brand of dish soap?