Do you need some ice for that burn?
Okay but fuck this post.
The other day I came home with a pounding migraine, and pulled into the too-small parking spaces in my apartment’s lot as best as I could. I was on the line, but I wouldn’t say I was more than a few inches over on one side.
The next morning, there’s a ticket on my windshield. Okay, whatever. I don’t really have the money to pay that but it’s not due until after my birthday so whatever I’ll just use that money.
However, there was also a post-it note on my windshield.
“Nice job! Learn to park, butthole!”
Honestly that stung and for the whole day it weighed me down. And thinking about it now, it weighs me down again.
Can people not be sarcastic assholes for five seconds?
Pro-Tip: It’s easy to not be a dick! Just don’t be a dick!
