So apparently Peaches likes to go to the bathroom right after being fed- I didn’t realize this, and she tried to poop on the carpet. I went ninja-mode and scooped her up and got her into the bathroom before it was too late, then took her outside to finish. 

I think she knows she fucked up, though. Normally she lays near me on the couch. She is literally pressed right against me.

She’s trying to cute her way out of this.

And I’m angry because it works. I did scold her for her almost accident, though it was kind of my fault for not taking her out- now I know she’s a dog that likes to go right after eating. Dammit, Peaches. I can’t even really fault you.