College Chronicles

I just got a call from someone trying to reach a person named Jeffery. One of these days I want to just roll with a wrong number call like “oh hey yeah he said he was expecting a call but he’s kind of taking a huge shit right now so maybe call back in a little bit- like seriously I don’t think I’ll be able to go into the bathroom for the next two days I am hearing strange noises that I don’t want to identify anyways have a good day talk to you later”.