Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

allurice:

naastygyal:

shindysbaby:

drinoo:

intealbehayatim:

Make his dick hard not his life

Break her bed not her heart

play with her boobs not her feelings

Get on his dick not his nerves.

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

unless they’re asexual… well, except the pasta thing. that shit is legit.

(Source: msnichxxx)