The office is so empty during the summer. I only had one appointment so far… the most productive thing I’ve done all day is accidentally caught up in a crowd of first-years getting their campus tour and being told about the writing center. I may have tainted their prestigious image of the tutoring center, being a 5′2″, silver-haired, shoeless gaylord in a discordant outfit of Pokemon pins and hipster tank top dialogue.

This is a professional environment, I promise. Welcome to the university, kiddos.