“You shouldn’t drink so much caffeine, it’s terrible for you!”

Originally posted by dexterfuckingmorgan

Ah, yes, let me abruptly stop one of my sources of functioning, putting myself in the position for withdrawal migraines and excessive daytime sleepiness at full force. I wasn’t aware you were a doctor, but clearly you seem to know my medical situation and the best advice for me personally.

Bonus: “You wouldn’t need the caffeine if you had better sleeping habits!”