Person A You need to get out more.

Person B Are you getting enough sleep?

Person C You sleep too much.

Person D You don't look sick.

Person E Oh, I get that too.

Person F Have you tried *blank*?

Person G You take too many medications.

Person H You're just stressed.

Person I I wish I didn't have to work.

Person J It could be worse.

Person K Just push through it.

Person L You should try the *blank* diet.

Person M You should be better by now.

Person N Yesterday you were able to do *blank*, why can't you today?

Person O I wish I had time to nap.

Person P You need to exercise.

Person Q You should stop *blank*.

Person R Positive thinking!

Person S Pray. If that doesn't work, you're clearly not right with God.

Person T You have this because *blank*.

Person U Doctor Oz says...

Person V I've never heard of that. Are you sure that's real?

Person W You just want attention.

Person X My friend was cured by *blank*.

Person Y You're too young/old to have this.

Person Z YOGA CURES EVERYTHING! DO YOGA! OMG YOGA!