Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.

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YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:

• LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
• ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
• LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
• ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
• LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 
• ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

Sims are worshiping the wrong animal.

the sims do not worship the llama out of love, but out of fear

I live in Ecuador. I can confirm. Llamas love biting. And spitting. They even like to fake charging at you even when you don’t have food. And their wool, while warm, isn’t as soft. Alpacas are just the softest, chillest, dinkiest little quadrupeds you’ll ever find and that’s why people here steal them from each other constantly.