My thoughts on tonight’s episode ((SPOILERS)):

-“I exfoliate once a week!” Alejandro in this season is just so fantastic– I can’t even.

-Chef being creeped out by Mal. Oh my gosh how perfect, considering how scary Chef was in s1 with guarding his kitchen and running the boot camp and stuff.

-Jose. Is his entire family just a bunch of attractive, cocky, manipulative Hispanic men?

-“Not in the face; never in the face.” Best line of the episode. Best moment right here. Also I laughed at Jose using the confessional. Bitch u ain’t even on this show!

-Izzy being able to tell at a glance that Mal was not Mike. Oh my God that made my heart just explode with joy. Like holy shit can I just say YES. YESSSSSS

-Mal beating the shit out of Izzy. Who even can do that?! In one episode, he scares Chef and beats up Izzy. WE GOT A REAL BADASS OVER HERE.

-Gwetney feels. Though TBH I don’t ship them romantically sosorrynotsorry but I friendship them so hardcore.

-Just dear lord this episode was fantastic! Can’t wait for next ep! >u<