lalondes

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

kevinprices

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

lalondes

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

chel-the-fabulous-asstec

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

algrenion

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

whimsicdoctor13

did you just make an egg pun

best-of-funny

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