Aleheather Headcanon
Alejandro must hate it when Heather’s on her period because he gets mentally abused (Heather’s mood swings and all)
"mi amor i brought you the strawberry cake you wanted"
"oh my GOD I SAID VANILLA. V A N I L L A GO GET ANOTHER ONE"
"But Mi amor I—"
"DID I FUCKING STUTTER??????????????????????/"
"uGH"
"DO I HEAR SOME FUCKING ATTITUDE IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE, IF YOU DO NOT MEET MY DEMANDS I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IN YOUR FUCKING SLEEP"
“I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU FUCK UP ONE MORE TIME I AM VOTING YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE”