1. Strongly Dislike

2. I just don’t think Zoey is the right girl for Mike. I personally don’t care for Zoey to begin with, but I feel like I’d like her character more if she wasn’t shipped with Mike.

In TDROTI I actually shipped them. She was doubting because she didn’t know about Mike’s condition, but right around when she finds out to now, I started hating Zoke. Her initial reaction to his MPD, “That just means there’s more Mike to love!” THAT IS EXACTLY NOT HOW MPD WORKS.

And then from then on she spends the rest of forever doubting Mike and waffling around with trusting their relationship. A year passes between TDROTI and TDAS, so we’re supposed to assume they stayed together and at least kept in contact in a long-distance relationship. Yet from the get-go, Zoey acts like it’s been two days since she found out about Mike’s condition, and is constantly doubting him. When he starts acting weird, she doesn’t piece two and two together “Well he has MPD so maybe it’s a different personality or at least something like that.” but she starts questioning their relationship and her trust.

In ep. 6 she says “I can’t just abandon him…. can I?” WHY IS THAT EVEN AN OPTION FOR YOU, DUDE. She shows more affection towards Duncan than towards Mike.

Honestly. I could go on for a while but blegh I’m done ranting. ((Sorry to Zoke shippers. I respect your ship and I will admit that Zoca Zola should be your official ship name, but I just don’t ship it.))

3. Doey and Dawke