PERSONA DANCING ALL OVER MY SOUL — <(o_o<) ^(o_o)^ (>o

ocean-donefish

asked:

<(o_o<) ^(o_o)^ (>o_o)> IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. OH LORDY, THANK YOU FOR BLESSING THE PLANET WITH THIS WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING FOR THE PAST 17 YEARS AND LET IT BE FORGIVEN I DON'T HAVE A SUITABLE OFFERING FOR SUCH AN OCCASION. THERE WILL BE THOUGH. BUT UNTIL THEN, YOU SIR KEEP GRACING THE EARTH WITH YOUR WONDERFUL PRESENCE ILY BBY.

DARN SKIPPY I WILL!

I THANK THEE FOR THOU EXCLAMATION OF GRATITUDE, AND I DARE NOT HOLD AGAINST YOU THE LACK OF OFFERING, LOVED ONE.