malevolentespurr:

how-fortuitous:

malevolent-pikachu:

jingle bells, espurr smells, jackles laid an egg

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I LAID AN EGG OH MY GOD SHOULD I SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT THIS— oh wait nvm it’s just my period. *sighs*

I smell!?!? *sniffs armpit*

HAHAHA GET FRESH *throws Mr. Coconut at you*