As you can see, I let Zoey simply take me to the finale. I knew that if she were to catch on, she wouldn’t see to having me eliminated. Although she’s completely moronic, she has enough sense to realize that having me eliminated would be even worse for her, as then I would no longer be under the camera’s watchful gaze, nor would there be any distractions from her to encourage Mike in regaining control. Now that it’s just us two, I can crush her, take the million, and start construction on my tower. I’m thinking of settling in Hawaii for my base of operations. They have many volcanoes there.
—Mal
I’M REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE MAL’S TOWER DREAM RESIDES DEEP IN MY SOUL.
MAKE IT KNOWN, PEONS, MAL’S TOWER WILL BE GLORIOUS AND AS HIS DISCORD REINS HE SHALL WATCH YOU FROM THE HIGHEST POINT OF HIS TALL TOWER AS YOU BEND TO HIS WILL.
…I think I might be drunk.