Anonymous asks:
dont read zoey meets eros ever
You fucker never tell me not to do something I’ll be right back
….
No never again
Never
Bleach my brain plsOH MY GOD I made the mistake of reading that one and i cried in my bed for an hour. DONT READ IT
I’m never reading this
Ever
Not even never
Not in a million years
And by that I mean give me the link
Are you sure you want the linkI’m imagining hilariously terrible Zoey fic
Am I mistaken
It’s not hilarious it’s traumatizing and horrible I didn’t even finish the first page But suit yourself
“Strip for me and present your naked body.”
I’m sorry, but at that point I burst out laughing. I can’t stop. Send help.